It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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