Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How naked do you want me to be?
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