We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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