matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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