I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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