I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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