no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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