What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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