he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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