I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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