Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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