I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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