don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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