didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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