Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.