I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????