Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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