Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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