Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
There are leaves in my underwear?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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