like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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