glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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