one might say we're banned from that church
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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