He kissed a someone with a penis
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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