He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
tell me about the fingering
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