My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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