so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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