At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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