if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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