i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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