FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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