Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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