I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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