Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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