whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I have fence marks all over my body
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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