i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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