So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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