i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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