My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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