yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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