oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The beers last night were like the tears from god
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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