ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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