Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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