He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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