I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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