I'm really into asian looking animals
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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