I didn't shave. On purpose
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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