I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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