gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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