sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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