I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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