I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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