It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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