yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
only you would photoshop your dick
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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