im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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