I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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