Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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